![(insert witty catch line here) (Folsom) 29yr]()
I’m a busy, attractive 29 year old single white female. I am seeking a short term meaningful relationship (you know the kind with feelings and crap). If you are unable to experience the phenomenon known as feelings then get lost. I know I am setting myself up for a world of hurt and am looking for a masochist willing to do the same. Strong feelings do necessarily not equal serious relationship, I am looking for another that feels the same way. I am NOT interested in Hooking up sex is fantastic, and kinky finger licking good can really only be achieved when trust is established. I am NOT interested in FWB sorry lame excuse for for being a chicken when it comes to having feelings. I have friends, I have friends I could/would/have fucked… I don’t want it again, so don’t go there. Just skip down a post or two. If all I wanted was a quick lay I could go to a bar and use a lame line…nice shoes, let’s fuck Do you like eating Italian etc.
This being previously stated, I want to spend my time with a sexy man. Not a gee he looks good for his (insert excuse here) I want a lick the whipped cream off his belly kinda guy. The age range is probably 21-30 (I’d like to be able to show up at a bar with you… or not explain to my friends that they can’t hand you a beer without breaking the law) however, if you are exceptional and really feel that this type of relationship would suite you please go ahead and respond. I will try not to hold your age against you. Maturity is nice, but not necessary in this relationship, it will however be apperciated.
I am certainly not going to post my whole life history here or my picture, however I will be happy to divulge all critical information up front including pictures to mutually interested parties. I politely demand that you send a response including a face and a body pic. Please NO PENIS pictures, I’m really not interested in a guy that would be willing to email his schlong to anyone on CL. Honestly boys, have you no shame? Leave something for my imagination. (Just not a big ol’ beer belly)
Now for the fine print: For consideration please respond with the previously mentioned photos. Include your name and the reason you believe you are well suited to this type of relationship, or why it might work well for you. Please also distinguish your self from bots or spam by telling me who is cooler: Dumbledore or Gandalf. I’m a nerd and if you have to looks these guys up… we prob. won’t work. If you want bonus points you can explain why in your email. Thank you in advance for your time and thoughtful response.
Location: Folsom
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
(insert witty catch line here) (Folsom) 29yr